*Gay Happiness*

proof

Coming soon

https://imgflip.com/i/7g9h5s

How was the pillow?

Beautiful

He dry humped it

Fun

*hard bonk* SHUT!

No!

Yes!

*bonk with table* no!

*bonk with couch* Yes!

*steals your kidneys* NO!

*steals your skin* YES!

*steals both of your livers* Shaddup Shuttin up

*steals your lungs*

You've got squirrels in your pants?

I don't. I'm a simp (glad someone got the reference though)

Super intense Minecraft player

Surprisingly enough, I currently don't play Minecraft

Pfffft!

ikr?

Lemme see it bro

But hot af!

*calls cops cutely*

They already know, and the judge ruled it as legal

The judge is a idiot 🙄

No, the judge knows the law

He is 6000 years old, that shouldn't be legal

https://imgflip.com/i/7g9h5s

Yeah

*fear*

At least it's legal

You said he was 6000 something years old!

Yup!

Huge age gap there buddy

Don't forget he's 28-years-old in his human form

But still

There's only laws that prohibit people 18+ in age from having sex with someone less than 18, but nothing prohibiting me and Zhongli doing it!

Bro he hella old 💀

I don't have pics

T-T

I'll get them eventually

Oki

I'm just happy he's here!

DON'T F**K THE PILLOW!!!!

Too late-

WHAT THE FVCK?!?!

(My clothes were on)

You dry-humped your pillow?!

i think i made that template but i may be wrong

Kings.little.fox did

oh
well f*ck i reposted a template

Oop-

At least it isn't like the "Drake Hotline Bling" template. Idk how many reposts of THAT there are.

Didn't need it

Me when men show me their best suit

Where image