Officer: Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: No.
Officer: Why not?
Me: I think my speedometer is broken.
Officer: How can you tell it's broken?
Me: Well, because it says zero right now.
Officer: Well, shouldn't it say zero now that you're stopped?
Me: Good point. Let me see what it says when I'm moving.
Me: *slams the gas and drives off*
The officer when it's been 10 minutes and I still haven't come back: