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non-repost, have a good day. | Officer: Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going?

Me: No.

Officer: Why not?

Me: I think my speedometer is broken.

Officer: How can you tell it's broken?

Me: Well, because it says zero right now.

Officer: Well, shouldn't it say zero now that you're stopped?

Me: Good point. Let me see what it says when I'm moving.
 Me: *slams the gas and drives off*


The officer when it's been 10 minutes and I still haven't come back: | image tagged in we've been tricked,memes,barney will eat all of your delectable biscuits,iceu,speeding,dank | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Here's a little lesson in trickery (subtitles) | image tagged in here's a little lesson in trickery subtitles | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled | It's the greatest trick the devil ever pulled. | image tagged in the greatest trick the devil ever pulled | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Here's a little lesson of trickery | CHAIN? | image tagged in here's a little lesson of trickery | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
*dies of laughter*
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i'll bite.
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Hm what
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then you should respect people who make chains
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Cry, you're also acting the world revolves around you, People can decide to hate on chain breakers or not, You're not f**king God
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:[
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fak u
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pshh fak uuu
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funny meme though
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I'm not anti-iceu, so no.
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oh, just know that I warned Iceu.
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yes it has
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This is the person who posted it, not me. You are mixed up. I got pissed because of the lettuce, but I didn’t post it. imgflip.com/i/76hjw2
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Delete all the comments and tell people to stop I guess? And delete the ones they’ve posted already.
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all right, they're gone now. not a mod though, so gonna have to leave it at that I guess.
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but why? it's easy To tell that you use the fun stream, with the stupid tags
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5 year olds, you mean?
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No, it's pronounced Soviet Onion. That's the wrong vegetable
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SOVIET POTAT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
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Ok french fry
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omg
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No, I am the president of the Union of Soviet Socialist Carrots. I do not affiliate with Soviet Onion.
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Oh I didn't know
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dw bro
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LMAO
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Officer: Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going? Me: No. Officer: Why not? Me: I think my speedometer is broken. Officer: How can you tell it's broken? Me: Well, because it says zero right now. Officer: Well, shouldn't it say zero now that you're stopped? Me: Good point. Let me see what it says when I'm moving. Me: *slams the gas and drives off* The officer when it's been 10 minutes and I still haven't come back: