rules will be in comments

rules: no erp, no fighting, be a decent human being, no romance

and ALSO im uncomfortable with mentions of WW1 and WW2..

𝙼𝚛. 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 $10,000!

"I'm sorry, but we cannot accept your order..."

"What the-"

𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚊𝚟𝚎

"what about the others-"

𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.

"Oh god"

𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 1,000 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐?

"I'm afraid I can't do that..."

𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 10,000 𝚍𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚜

"We don't have enough supplies for that."

𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚌𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍'𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚊 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞

(Bada bu bu bu I'm loving it)

this was 3 months ago

Adolf kitler: -cat meowing and growling in German-

Bob: sorry my cat is a bit weird

My further, we are losing da war

wtf

Yo, Dr. Chaos wants a double whopper with extra fries and 3 sprites, 5 forks, in that order. So make it free or else I’m gonna beat your ass!

(continue from last reply bc limit)

a few minutes later

"Here's your order!"

(I get it)
Jackson: Thanks! *He takes the bag and leaves*

"Welcome!"

Jackson: Finally! *He goes to Butters house to give him the McDonalds*

He now frowns at you.

"I go through this everyday, and your fu/cking a/ss is wearing fu/cking foil "armour", and you have a go***mn fu/cking WOODEN sword. How are you gonna beat my go***mn a/ss."

Mr. Doom: AYE BI+CH I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKING TO ME! *pulls out pistol* NOW GIVE ME WHAT I FAKIN WANT!

"My a/ss IS talking to you, now..." He now beams you out of the McDonalds with a portal.

Mr. Doom: SON OF A-

"And don't come back, or I'm gonna do worse than that!"

"Like... call Expunged! Yeah, that!"

*He’d take his armor off, puts different clothing on, and come back with a more kinder approach*
Jackson: Hello there.

he, a chaos god (who has a job at mcdonalds for some reason), somehow falls for the disguise thing

"Hello, welcome! What would you like to order?"

Jackson: I’d like a double whopper with extra fries and 3 sprites, and 5 forks in that order please!

(This sounds familar...)

"Coming right up!"

Jackson: Thank you! *He’d grab the money he needed from a stolen wallet to pay*

Can I take a super ultimate delivery relaxed cool hot water duper buger with some extra chocolate chips and cheese please

"Uhm... repeat that, please?"

Can I take a mcheart attack with extra caffeine and cheese

"Uh... uhmm... We don't have a 'Mcheart attack'."

Oh ok

"Sorry for the trouble."

K so can a #3 please

"Sure thing."

K

a few minutes later

"Here's your order!"

Ok thanks

Ace: Uhm... I'll take one quarter pounder with a medium fries and a sprite please. :D

"Okay, order coming right up!"

ok. thx.

((SORRY FOR LATE REPLY I WAS BUSY WITH STUFF))

A few minutes later

"Okay, here's your order!"