HL3

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A GABE NEWELL. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I DREAMED OF FILLING MY WALLET BY DROPPING STEAM SALES ONTO 12 000 GAMES AT ONCE. PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A NEWELL IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M F**KING RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE 10 COMPUTERS WORTH OVER 10K EACH IN ORDER TO DROP NEW STEAM SALES EVERY FEW DAYS. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "GABE" AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO GET RICH FAST AND DISCOUNT NEEDLESSLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME YOU'RE A PROFITOPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR WALLET. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.