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This one happens in an AU where Noot and Dream have a truce. Cross is okay with it, but then he gets stuck in the middle of a love triangle with Dream and Noot!
Cross: (Thinking: It's a good thing I can still salvage the cakes, otherwise that was a bunch of marshmallow goo wasted.)
[That's Cross's secret ingredient when it comes to cake.]