Daaaaaark

Yes

i want it.

Can we throw his corpse in the fire?

Wha—

He’d be dead he won’t mind

How about everyone in the comments gets a corpse from my basement

Yes please

Ok how many do to want

why you gotta do a dislike? Why (btw i want his corpse)

its like he wants to die

can i cook it?I am very good at cooking them

This is just an excuse to commit suicide

ok ok first of all the comments are turned off so this is clearly a suicide so i will auction off the corpse ok comment your bid