I’ll answer as soon as I can

watch out for crazy men and crocs

I always wear crocs, and the crazy men are pretty funny ngl. I’m used to it because I was born here

No, not the goofy ahh slippers the animal crocodile

They are so good for quick trips to Publix and taking out the trash. You can also attach things to the holes to make them look better.

Uh, you saw what I said right? The crocodiles

They are a bit more south than I am, Everglades territory mostly. That’s southwest and I’m southeast. They don’t come by very often.

ok but what about the crazy Florida men you know, from the memes

my specific area isn't too bad, but more north (Orlando/ Okeechobee) and more south (Miami) are the real hotspots. My town is pretty chill for the most part.

oh, well that's interesting. Here in California, it's not much crazy over here. Unless you count the gangs, gas prices, schools, super hot and cold weather, so much LGBTQ+ shit, the animals that live here, and the homeless problem (theres so much gays and lesbians over there outside of LA, I seen the memes)