not sure if you'll find this relatable but here ya go

MY MOM SETTING FOOD RULES FOR MY OLDER SISTER FOR SCHOOL WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG:; SHE CAN'T; SHE CAN'T; HAVE; HAVE; RED FOOD DYE; RED FOOD DYE; SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY RED FOOD; SHE CAN'T HAVE RED FOOD DYE