*hits the 4ussian sayin "More where that comes from, apunk!" In Ukrainian*

*the russian hits him back* you want maxwell so bad! talk to my supervisor

HAHA GO RUSSIAN!

*uses the power of the portal gun* Hi, I'm gonna go TF2 spy style kill your supervisor!

*grabs him* if you want him, then ill give you the coordinates! ill give you my traker device! just dont kill my supervisor!

Ok. Write it down and HAND IT TO ME.

ok ok *writes the coordinates down* hes in ukraine, kiev, take a right down 2 blocks, and then take a left and u will see a damaged building with graffiti on it saying: i love the ussr" (gives to jack)

Ukraine? In the battlefield? No way I'm goinG into battlefields!

You capitalist pig! i say

:(

Noooo