… And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings
A silly song, so without further adieu
Silly songs with Larry, the water buffalo song
… Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo
… I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some Lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a
(Stop it, stop)
… Stop right this instant
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo
When everybody does not have a water buffalo
We're going to get nasty letters saying
… "Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so, just stop being so silly
… This has been silly songs with Larry