LETS DOOOO IT!

ahg, demomen!

"Scout, it's Pauling. Tell me you have the briefcase." "Yeah, sure." He replies. "And nobody saw you?" She asked. "Ah, basically nobody."

*funni gun sound*

Soldier bursts out from the back. “Hello, Ms Pauling!” He said. “We killed everyone and took a briefcase!”

Not everybody, Soldier. You left seven witnesses, guys.

A half dead engineer reaches up in pain, groaning.

pauling shoots the engineer

“Six.” She says as the Engineer groans one last time

heavy drives into base while multiple level 1 and 2 sentrys are scanning and a popup of a cactus and two bushes show up then a overhead cloth over the entry way with everything on it execpt for their base

scout says hey uhh miss pauling i uhhh...

What are you uhh doing this weekend?

“Well” She states, “I’ll be burying bodies. So you don’t go to jail…”

oh so we are both busy....

A voice from a BLU merc says “This way!” Pauling says, “Oop! Gotta run!” And ends the call”

Trying to ask out that doal-tone again?

"Go to hell spy, heh." *shakes head*

hey, look at this. what have you two egg heads been workin' on? *throws keys* nice....catch

Engi: “Errr… we’ve been doin’ some tests with th’ teleporters an’… y’all might wanna take a look at this.”

Scout: Oh great, you can teleport brea *Medic shows tumors* OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Medic:....Tumors!

“Goodbye Ms. Pauling.” Says Soldier. “I am leaving the van now.”

How long before these tumors kill us?

WE HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE!

Demo: WOOOOO! WOo! woo! What?

"is demo back with the beer yet?"

*demo teli prots yelling WHOOOOOOOO WHOOO WHO*

*sentry sounds insesivise*

*funny pew pew*

experation date lore:

part 2