DO NOT SEIZE THE DAY. THIS WILL STARTLE THE DAY AND MAY CAUSE IT TO BECOME AGGRESSIVE, RESULTING IN A NASTY BITE. INSTEAD, APPROACH THE DAY CALMLY, WITHOUT MAKING EYE CONTACT, PET IT GENTLY AND SLOWLY ENFOLD IT IN A CAREFUL EMBRACE. IF THE DAY SHOWS ANY KIND OF RESISTANCE TO BEING ENGAGED WITH, IT IS LIKELY TO TURN ON YOU. BACK OFF AND GO BACK TO BED.
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