Yay

oh thank god

Thank god

I WILL NOT TOLERATE SAYING HIS NAME IN VAIN IN MY HOUSEHOLD.

YOU SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHT

Major WWW
Im with you bro!

Okay wtf

???

Major W?

Yes.

Third commandment is “Thou shall not take the lord thy gods name in vein”

Fack

AHHHHH F WODR

Haha

Check ur memechat hoe

EXCUSE ME?

I might just go to someone else’s house tn.

From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy furry mouth will be, “Sir.”

Do you understand that?

Sir no.

Are you deaf, you little s**t?

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!

🤜👌✌️🤞🤞👉🤚✋☝️👌🤌🫰🤟🏻✊🏻👊👍🤜🤲🖕

Well, looks like you’re a ****ing comedian, huh? Joker over here.

Hell, I like you, daughter. You can come over to my house and **** my sister.

*kicks you square in the crotch*

YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME, I GOT YOUR IP ADDRESS!

YOU WILL NOT LAUGH, YOU WILL NOT CRY! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS, I WILL TEACH YOU! NOW GET UP ON YOUR FEET!

Why tf did this make me laugh

What is YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? DIDN’T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD??!!

Sure didn’t

DON’T **** WITH ME AGAIN, THERAPI. OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-**** YOU.

*walks away*

*yawns* right. ANYWAYS-

GOSH DAMNIT, WITH MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!

*puts hand forward*

Kinky today, aren’t we?

Mattafact
I'm 43% blind
I don't see much of nothing

Ok

Why am I still doing this

*beats the guts out of you*

Good question.

R-rearrange m-my organs d-daddy~

what tf were you doing

*slaps you again*

CHURCH SERVICES AT 16:00.

I know, I’m not stupid

*punches you across the face*

YOU ARE DUMB, THERAPI, BUT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN’T FOLLOW BASIC ORDERS?!

Oo~ we playing rough today? Mmm~

*chokes you forcibly*

ARE YOU THROUGH?!

Nope! And you call THAT choking? Pathetic.

It's from a movie

NOW CHOKE YOURSELF

I’m getting choked by Ryn so I rlly cant

thank goodness

ok thanks