I just need hugs and kisses T-T

your best bet, select someone you have known long, for you will know what they like and can therefore have a healthy relationship.

Going through the same situation, but regarding men

ahem

use shitty pickup lines (im kidding)

are you a 2007 dell laptop? because you've got a really hot bottom

i was so close to using an nsfw line but i wont

are you the night sky? because id like to look at you all night

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED A REALLY GOOD ACE ONE
Are you a firework?
Because I find you breathtakingly beautiful but I don't want you anywhere near my genitals. 😉

are you satan? bc id worship you

I seem to have lost my phone number... can I have yours?
I also lost my phone
and my wallet
this is a robbery

id let you rob me frfr

i mean uhm-

are you french? because MaDAMN

are you dance devil dance by avatar? bc youre stuck in my head

If I may add one of my own,
Are you a microwave?
‘Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Josh???? from letsgameitout????????? is that you????

no…

Oh my got this is so true
I have a dell laptop for school-

You Can Choose Some One Who's Kind To You

UNDERTALE LEZ GO

eyyyyyyyy
here it is btw its really good
https://soundcloud.com/the-musical-ghost/undertale-electro-swing-mix-5th-anniversary-special

niceeeee

tbh i prefer deltarune but both are cool

you can't just cheat on a girl, thats l rizz

same here gummy, same here(is it ok that I just called you gummy(idk why it wouldn’t be(but idk)))

yeah its fine lol that's my name

ik but i didn’t know if we were on a first name basis
Side note: so I type by swiping on my keyboard (I’m on mobile) and when I tried to type name it typed babe. if I don’t catch that it would have been very awkward

I'm married 💀💀💀
/j
and yeah, pretty much everyone in the lgbtq stream can call me by my name
trolls may not refer to me at all

ok cool
Also u are??? or is it a joke

yes, I'm married to snek_the_demon_noodle
ever heard of "Sneksolotl?"
There was a wedding comic and everything...

Oh cool!! I had no idea tbh

imgflip.com/m/Sneksolotl
this has all of the stuff

This makes me feel things
If you wanna know why just look at my 3rd most recent image

We only know each other online....... I don't have anyone to cuddle me irl 🥲

oof, and as I said in my first comment on this image:
same here gummy, same here

idk ask google

So basically you say, “Hey Girl, are you my mom? Because I love and respect you in a non-romantic way.” And if that doesn’t work I can’t help you.

OH MY GOSH NO 😂😂😂😭😭😭