behold some of my tall socks <3

If only...

as a guy, I wish my thighs where that thicc ;-;

😂

*sad unthicc femboy noises*

gonna do a full body reveal at 200,000 points lmao then you'll see how thicc I really am 😂😭

lol

lmao

i want thigh highs so bad but I don’t know how to explain to my mom

"my legs are cold and i hate pants"

but i love pants (except in summer f**k summer)

find a REALLY cute pair online that will go very nicely with an outfit you already have and explain that you must. for ✨fashion✨

bro i cant i have no (straight/cis)fashion sense whatsoever it wouldnt make sense

buy them without asking then?? do you have your own money? you could get some at hot topic if you can't buy them online (although hot topic does not accommodate thicc thighs, as i learned the hard way ;-;)

nah im a minor

so am i lmao i still got money tho

nah my mom keeps track of my every move i cant go nowher by myself

idfk where hot topic is bro

we have one at a local mall near me but they also have a website. tho that defeats the point

2 ears ago i didnt know wtf hot topiic was

the best most gayest store ever ✨

just checked none are near me

any else [lasces?

oh..i wish that were me
i wish that were me fr

Noice

my thighs would look amazing in literally all of those

the comfiest are the argyle ones, they don't fall down and they are soft and stretchy ✨

boutta make my closet gay as f**k

i have thicc thighs but my legs look horrendous in literally anything i wear

LUCKYYYYYYYYYY

bro i literaly crafted thigh highs out of slytherin socks and two black socks

Oo nice.
*cough*igotthiccerthighs*COUGH COUGH*

lmao probably, I'm not really that thicc, i'm just not as skinny as a stick lol

Lol same actually

Nice socks my friend

thank you

np

Wish I had long socks

as a guy, i only have socks this long because i'm in marching band and we're required to have long socks for it

Haha perks of being afab is I can wear these without being judged
except ppl think im a girl
BUT BESIDES THAT
socks >:3

where you brought these?

Amazon

absolute king, thank you

the higher the socks the downer the foo
- my mexican dad (and foos gone wild)