I found this one in yt shorts: A man got drunk in a bar and faceplanted on the floor, people rushed to help him, he said "I don't need help, the door is just a few feet away". When he exits, he trips again and faceplants, "Don't help me, my house is just a street away", the people follow him until he gets to his door and faceplants again,"Don't help me, my bed is just upstairs." and he faceplants again, he wakes up seeing his wife was angry at him, "You went to that bar again didn't you," she asks, he replied "What makes you think that?"
