Cricekt: SWAG WHAT DA HELL??
Swag: nah dont worry lil brat, im just oding my job as the coolest person in the world, by doing war crimes :D
Criket: Swag...please stop doing this.
Swag: Im a meme you idiot

Cricket: (has Vietnam PTSD without even being at Vietnam)

Swag: Y E S.

Cricket: Your not gonna shoot a castle right?
Swag: Yes in the middle.

Ethic bug vs the soldier duo

No, just Swag.

Chris has 0 iq so yes

But he also, unlike Swag, has a sense of humanity.

But he has no power in the duo so

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...fair.