I get bullied in school

Some kid was being an annoying f**k so I hit him in the crotch with a book

Next thing I knew one of my friends told me that I badly injured his groin and I couldn't hit his groin for a few weeks otherwise I'd kill him

same

Same, I just hack their info tho, scares the hell outa them when you repeat their family's names

Lame, I just get their Ip address and actual address and I sell it to the other kids so we can stalk 'em forever

excuse me i dont think thats legal

SAME

I just eat their little brothers/sisters.

yez