Later on, Jonathan comes to grow a strong man after being saved by sea nymphs. They train him to fight better than any mortal to ever live. When the Peloponnesian war begins, he returns home to fight as a wonderful warrior. He believes any and everyone can fight in a battle no matter the strength. As he triumphantly marches through to field, he sees, in the distance, his father. Immediately he charges up and confronts him. He pulls up his shirt and his father is amazed! A 12 Pack! His father, ashamed, lifts his shirt and displays the fattest potbelly to ever scrape upon human land. Jonathan, knowing what he is to do, strikes his father in the gut and chucks him into the ocean. He grows an old man and has a wonderful son, a junior! As he comes out of the womb, he shows no six-pack. Jonathan the First chucks him into the ocean... and (Back to top)
