I KIDNAPPED A KID TODAY. I TOOK HIM TO MY PLACE AND I SET HIM DOWN FOR A NAP ON MY COMFY COUCH WITH A PILLOW FOR HIS HEAD AND A BLANKET TO KEEP HIM COMFORTABLE. ONCE HE WOKE UP I GAVE HIM A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND A GLASS OF MILK AND SENT HIM BACK TO HIS FAMILY. KIDNAP