ME NEED TO PEE; MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO PEE; MAY YOU KINDLY LET ME VISIT THE LAVATORY TO DISPOSE OF UNCOMFORABLE BODY FLUIDS; MAY YOU KINDLY ALLOW ME TO GO DOWN THE HALL TO THE LAVATORY TO EMPTY MY BLADDER OF UNCOMFORTABLE BODILY FLUIDS IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE MYSELF MORE COMFORTABLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY