Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.
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