Ok what the f**k did I log on to

uhh, something??

But damn bro I wish I was Remi 😩😩😩

/j

Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet.
I love you Sandy.

ah hell naww

Why tf did you read all of if

*it

because im not like those "too long, didn't read" people.

Well in that case…

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “f**k, F**k!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

shit went from 0 to 100 quick

Damn right it did