HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD? A FEW POUNDS; ANY OTHER IDEAS? TWO LOGS; I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH THEM. HOW ABOUT YOU, NEWBIE? NONE CUZ WOODCHUCKS CANT CHUCK WOOD; IF I HAD A NICKEL EVERY T-; HOW ABOUT YOU? I JUST LIKE THAT OLD GEICO COMMERCIAL; "YOU DARN WOODCHUCKS! QUIT CHUCKIN' MY WOOD!"