Part 2: Montie and Jonathan

Jonathan Stantz: Ugh! We're missing all the action!
Montie the Monstrosity: Hey! Listen here, kiddo! Your old man gave me one job, and that was to keep you safe at all costs. So you are not leaving my sight at all boyo, capiche?
Jonathan: I have no idea what "capiche" means.
Montie: just ask Candystripe later. Pretty sure it's something in Italian.
*Suddenly, a blue comic crashes down onto the swampy planet underneath the Rift. Out of the comet comes something very strange indeed...*

???: hello, sister.
Montie: who are you?
???: I am your inverse form, right out of the Rift.
Montie: I don't fricking care. You stay away from my charge!
Jonathan: yeah! Stay away from Montie's charge!
Montie: that's you, kid.
Jonathan: oh. Yeah, so stay away from me!
Inverse Montie: I didn't come for you. I came for my sister.
Montie: I'm not your sister!!!
*She lunges at Inverse Montie. But her inverse ducks out of the way. Montie crashes to the swampy ground.*

Jonathan: Okay, that's it. Screw staying safe.
*He grabs an old metal shard from the swampy water, then swings it at Inverse Montie*
Inverse Montie: GAH! It stings!!!!!
*Montie pounces on her rival and slashes her throat. Inverse Montie chokes, then disappears.*
Jonathan: see? I can handle myself.
Montie: *groan* Fine. We can go into battle. Say, kid, do you know how to fly a Dirkalf Battleship?
TO BE CONTINUED...

*gasp* A blue comic?!

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