TEACHER: WATER IS A VERY IMPORTANT RESOURCE IT IS ESSENTIAL TO OUR SURVIVAL. HUMANS CAN ONLY GO FOR SHORT PERIODS OF TIME WITHOUT IT.
ME: CAN I GO GET A DRINK?
TEACHER: NO. THIS LESSON IS VERY IMPORTANT AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN.
ME:; I THINK I KNOW PEOPLE NEED WATER IF I'M FREAKING THIRSTY.