WEIRD THINGS MY DAD TOLD ME ONCE PART 1; WHEN HE WAS 16 HE CLIMBED AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND SURVIVED AN ERUPTION SOMEHOW; “KID, YOU’VE GOT A FAT ASS”
-MY DAD, DIRECTED TOWARDS ME IDK WHY; HE MET MY MOM AT A RESTAURANT CUZ HE WAS LAGGING LOOKING AT THE MENU SO MOM JUST SAT WITH HIM; SEE YOU IN PART 2 I GUESS
