Uhhh no thx I would rather f**k a real demon than that thing

Uhh okay?

Me: *Wakes up* Ugh, what the...?? *Looks at Daniel* OH SHI- *Hides under my covers*

Daniel: Hii

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Me: UHHHHHHHH........ *Hides*

Daniel: I'm not gonna hurt you dude, trust me that's not my expertise

Hell naw your ugly as Hell boi

It looks like a go***amn speed way blueberry freezy pissed on yo head

You got them bat wings

You got that dog collar on because your owner to afraid that if we let you loose you would rape random women

Oh wait I ment other MEN

And them horns you got on yo head they came from a hikeng trip on a mountain and you saw a goat and took its horns off

And that toung you got is split because you were tounging a saw in its pussy and got cut

bro stfu

Bitch sit yo ugly ass up

Who the f**k you talking to fat ass?

Kid chill tf out

Bro can you not throw a tantrum like jeez grow tf up

I comment banned him

Thank god

Me: Then, what are you going to do to me??

Oh dear god he's to ugly

*Hides back under covers*

And finally what we have all been waiting for *drum roll*

Yo face looks like Justin Bieber mix with bob Ross and yo longjura looks
Like ripped socks

Pov*

It's lingerie not longjura

Man if you don't shut yo ass up

Firstly, I'm a girl, secondly, you're commenting on MY post giving MY account notifications from your shitty, fatherless, broke bone, abandoned ice-cream cone, irregular homophone ass

Well damn we got a clown ass fool on owed hands

Ower*

Man if I knew if you were a girl I would of been more easy on yo bitch ass Styrofoam baby got a phone Tolrone Oh baby in the bone get the stack baby got back gotta smack get some crack dapper ass clown brown ugly ass Freddy fazbear ass so shut the f**k up

And don't mess with me

dude like wtaf

Yeaaaa

Yeaaaa if you don't get yo crusty dusty musty do the dum dusty busty b rusty Call flower chicken powder ass out of here bruh💀

dude learn to spell

Learn to spell LEARN TO SPELL!?

THAT WAS A TYPO

Hey sweetheart, remember me? Yeah I know you do have you had your two-hour nap yet? Maybe it's because mommy didn't give you any warm milk to suckle on so you stop your whining or maybe little Suzie stole your toy and now you're mad at everyone else who has one. Go drink some warm milk and take a nap dear you're getting really grumpy and disturbing the adults who are just trying to have a peaceful afternoon. Nighty-night sweetie

WTF!?

Nahhh thats some gay ass wannabe roast

I'm talking down to you sweetie! Because you're acting like a toddler and that's how I talk to them.

Oh dear god thats some rp shit

Mommy~ i mean sorry LOL

No, I'm just treating you how I think you should be treated because you're f**kin' around and now you're finding out. You're being a nuisance to others for what? Entertainment? A reaction? What? What do you want Timothy?

Bitch you’re gay you’re gaaay no wonder rrr bitch you are gaaaaay slay pussy king

Bruh💀

Honnestly im done being like this because i cant deal with anymore cringe ass toddler talk

Woohoo finally you get the point!

I cackled help💀🤚🏾

Boss babe stooop

Naw lol

lmao

Mwah *3*

Sorry mate I don’t speak Russian

Lol he is just a spammer

And fatherless

Yeah he made his account today

Mate I don’t know what you think you’re saying but it really isn’t as coherent as you may think

Honnestly im still laughing my ass off over this roast lol its so good