bored.

Alan: ...? (Alen is a werewolf and a biker)

Umbreon: good evening. alan...

Alan: hi?

U: might i ask... what brought you here?

Alan: bored

U: at 3:00 AM?

Alan: I also want to *taps on beer bottle* -.- .. .-.. .-.. ....... -- -.-- ... . .-.. ..-. ....... ... .-.. --- .-- .-.. -.--

U: i dont speak morse.

Alan: "kill myself slowly"

U: no.

Alan: yes-

U: n. o.

Alan: asshat

U: well you cant die twice can you?

Alan: no, but your soul can cease

U: well thats true, but its not by conventional means. also, you died.

Alan: ○-○

U: yup. and you wanna know why youre here?

Alan: why...?

U; because you had unfinished buisness. and now i have to babysit you untill you figure out what it is and fix. it.

Alan: I mean... there is a war between vampires and werewolves, but how did i die?

U: you were killed... like this. *points to a TV, it shows a guy in a mask entering a house, pulling out a gun, and shooting you*

Phantom- hm?

Umbreon: good evening.

Phantom- uh hi.

U: i know who you are. but you dont know me. phantom.

Phantom- uh..ok? and why do you know my name?

U: im intelligent.

Phantom- ok? and so is half the population.

U: irrelevant.

Phantom- ok?

U: so... tell me. do you remember how you died?

Phantom- I honestly don't remember anything about a past life I may or may not have had.

U: well that complicates things. cuz its my job to see people with "unfinished buisness" and people like that show up here.

Phantom- oh cool. the only thing I do remember was burring a list of names in the woods.

U: F**K! well theres probably one name you forgot.

Phantom- which one? the list had like 25 or more names...pretty sure it was a hit list too...

U: i dont f**king know!

Phantom- *facepalms*

U: look man im not god.

Phantom well yeah no sh!t.

U: f**k off.

Phantom- it was your decision to come help me with something.

U: or i can send you to hell. your pick.

Phantom- I mean im probably going to go to hell anyway so...

U: alright. *snaps fingers, a big hole filled with sharp stones and red light opens*

Phantom- no what I meant was that I will but in the future dumbass

U: well youre dead so ... the future is now!

Phantom- who said I was dead?

U: f**king life. wanna see?

Phantom- sure! I wanna see what I look like when I'm dead!

U: alright. *points to a TV, it shows you burning the lists, before the fire catches on your jacket, eventually you fully ignite, and burn to death*

Phantom- dayum...that was just sad. bruh I should have joined the army when I had the chance.

U: you would have died because a drunk private stabbed you to death. and if you survived that you wouldve been sniped on your first mission.

Phantom- eh better than that.

U: oh yeah. loads.

Phantom- and I was going to black mail someone after I did that too.

U: heh. well thats the unfinished buisness.

Phantom- ohhhhh

U: now we need to do this.

Phantom-ok

U: well .*opens a portal to earth* lets go.

Phantom- yay!

U: *walks through.*

Phantom- *follows*

*you find yourself where you died*

Phantom- oh yeah this is where I died.

U: yup.

Phantom- cool

U: heh,

Phantom- now who was it that I was going to black mail?...hm

U: thats the question.

Phantom- hmmmmm

U: well think on it while i day-drink.

Phantom- ok then. *sits on the ground and begins thinking*

U: *drinking from a hip flask*

Phantom- how often do you drink?

U: thats a question i cannot answer due to the fact i lost count. but id say at least twice a day.

Phantom- that is a lot

U: what?

Phantom- that's a lot of alcohol for one person.

U: well im not a person.

Phantom- you are a somebody

U: yeah. im the guy responsible for your unfinished shit.

Phantom- you got one of the worst jobs

U: i know.

Phantom- oh wait now I remember how I was going to black mail! It was some random person who managed to scam me

U: wow. ok.

Phantom- he scammed me of some dayum Mac n cheese

U: thats petty.

Phantom- yes

U: heh.

Phantom- now I must black mail them

U: alright.

Phantom- now I need to find out where they live

U: alright.

Phantom- *runs off towards a city*

*follows*

Phantom- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

U: *annoyed*

Phantom- come on you're slow!

U: no, im lazy.

Phantom- I will pick you up and run with you if I have too!

U: i can teleport.

Phantom- eh it's a free ride if you want I don't care

U: f**k it.

Phantom- ye

U: *hops on your shoulders* onward!

Phantom- YASSS! *Sprints towards the city*

U: ahhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Phantom- YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

U: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Phantom- let's GOOOOOOOOOOO

U: you ever heard of a little something called a browser history?

U: F**k yeah!

Phantom- yeahhhh!

U: Yeah!

Phantom- we should almost be there.

U: alright.

Phantom- do you want to get down or do you want me to continue to carry you?

U: continue.

Phantom- ok! *Continues running*

U: *ride*

Phantom- *gets to the location* ok we are here now

U: okie. *gets down*

Phantom- now he should be somewhere in that building*points to a skyscraper*

U: oh great.

Phantom- yep

U: whelp... lets get this over with.

Phantom- yep. Wait so if you try to strangle a living person while being a ghost will you actually be strangling them or just like go through them?

U: youll go through them.

Phantom- hmmm...then how do I black mail him?

U: you ever heard of a little something called a browser history?

Phantom- oh yeah...I cleared mine

U: well why dont we look through his?

Phantom- ok then!

U: heh.

Phantom- wait how do I access their account?

U: brute force.

Phantom- with a computer?

U: or you can possess it idk.

Phantom- I will try to possess it.

U: yeah.

Phantom- *attempts to possess the computer*

*it works!*

Phantom- hell yeah

U: f**k yes.

Phantom- yay I did it! now...search history time!!!

U: hell yeah!

Phantom- *begins going through their search history*

*this man is a freak*

Phantom- I...regret looking through this guys search history

U: yeah.... yeah me too...

Phantom- so...how should we black mail this b!tch?

U: make him pay money for us not to release his search history.

Phantom- how am I going to benefit from the money? I'm dead

U: charity.

Phantom- yes

U: yes. so lets do this.

Phantom- yeah...*begins righting an email*

U: *watching*

Phantom- *puts in some strong wording and uses an anonymous email*

U: perfect. maybe show add a screen shot of the search history for proof.

Phantom- yeah good idea! *Does so and sends it*

U: now we wait.

Phantom- yep

U: wanna party?

Phantom- sure!

U: f**k yeah.

Phantom- yeahhh!

U: YEAHH

Phantom- YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

U: *screech*

Phantom- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

U: *laughing*

Phantom- heh

U: heh

Phantom- oh wait he responded

U: ooh?~

Phantom- hmm so what did this little b!tch say?

U: youre the one in the computer.

Phantom- wow this guy really is out here trying to apologize for something he doesn't know he did.

U: pffft.

Phantom- *facepalms*

U: give him the hard sell.

Phantom- alright on it. *does so*

U: *chuckling*

Phantom- this will be funny

U: it will.

Phantom- *laughs*

U: what?

Phantom- just thinking of the possibilities

U: it is pretty funny.

Phantom- yeah and to hear all the stupid excuses

U: oh yeah.

Phantom- heh

U: heh.

Phantom- ooo email...wow...that was easy

U: did he pay up?

Phantom- he says he will be doing it as I'm ready this...thats questionable...

U: what?

Phantom- its a little suspicious that he would do it so fast.

U: heh. true....

Phantom- hm...yeah

U: what else does he have to hide~

Phantom- not sure...wanna find out?

U: you bet.

Phantom- ok then lets go...*begins looking through information*

U: *skimming*

Phantom- ew

U: what?

Phantom- this guy is weird af

U: realy?

Phantom- yeah he is a pervert...didn't realize that

U: course he is.

Phantom- ye im kinda glad I died

U: yup.

Phantom- ugh

U: god... OH GOD! *looks like he wants to throw up*

Phantom- lets watch a meme video instead of going through this...

U: god im going to spoon my own F**KING EYES OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Phantom- theres bleach over there in the hallway.

U: *pours it in his eyes* better.

Phantom- heh your bleaching the carpet

U: im aware.

Phantom- good cause this carpet or shall i say crapet is disgusting

U: i can guess that.

Phantom- yeah

U: good, this f**ker was a- a- *vomits* kiddy diddler...

Phantom- you good over there?

U: no... this guys going to super hell with hitler... a mild cholester deserves it.

Phantom- yeah...I'm going to report any kind and every kind of social medias he has.

U: yup...

Phantom- *does so and goes to google to find meme videos*

U: *cracks open a beer* god he even drinks trailer park beer.

Phantom- *gags*

U: *throws it out* cmon jack daniels, captain morigan, f**king anything... AHA!

Phantom- hm? what did you find?

U: CUBAN RUM! *giddy little dance* f**k yeah!

Phantom- ew...

U: what?

Phantom- why do you like that? wine is better to be honest

U: whatever.

Phantom- heh

U: *chuckles*

Phantom- *stretches*

U: *drinking the rum*

phantom- *shudders*

U: what?

Phantom- don't understand why you like that

U: because im a crippiling alchoholic.

Phantom- yeah but I mean...that? Really?...

U: yes. im serious.

Phantom- *facepalms*

U: what?

Phantom- nothing...oh by the way I have some wine with me right now.

U: oh shit gimmie.

Phantom- ok...*gets it out*

U: thanks.

Phantom- yeah of course