you know what, that would be a great version of the wario apparition

just imagine playing the 07/29/1995 build, going to Dire Dire Docks only for Wario not to appear, then hours later you find out somebody by the name of Wario has been selling your things on the deep web

what are my things

your credit card info, your social security number, your bank accounts name and password, copies of every single key you have, etc.

oh

Maybe also your location, your full name, the names of everybody in your family tree, your kidney, your genitalia, and other stuff

why my genitalia

wario number one

wait, why did i hear wario?

wario will show you fun so you better run

*runs*