Im in the drivethru at Burger King, can I please get a Whopper Jr with onion rings?

Make it a meal so I can get a drink, no I'm not finished that's not everything. Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese? Can I get a number 2 and a large drink? I got money so I don't care how much it cost me. So just throw in some extra fries; don't make 'em salty.

All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip, I'm lactose intolerant; I don't sip milk. If i see a sight of cheese imma trip trip, imma seat in ya toilet seat and doodoo then dip. SO you got my Lil' Whopper Jr? I didn't forget that. And you got my Double Whopper? I didn't forget that. What about my onion rings? Hold on, you can sit back. Burger King- they know me now, cheese- I don't want that.