The Ogre Has Fallen in Love with the Princess

are you a gun? cause your beauty is mind-blowing

perfect

hey baby are you lighnin? cause i wanna make you mcqueen 😘

:skull:

Are you Google because you are everything I've been searching for

I like that

Yez

are you abe lincon? cause you are causing an uprising in the south.

she's not american

if i could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

too bad N and O are already together

lol

Pfft

cool

:)
when im bored i look for cheesy pick up lines

I like em, though I think Ill stick to 'you look nice today' for now

yes

girl are you a construction worker? cuz you are building!.>-

-<what.

👍>-

Hey baby you're a fire hazard, cuz you're too damn hot