OMG HELP ME MY CRUSH GAVE ME HIS NUMBER!!!!!!!!

Sounds like you deserve a congratulations for getting his number (I have a girlfriend, but she won’t give me her number yet lol)

Dang that’s rough same

oof

Ooof maam ik that sucks. Just keep trying! its working for me sort of lol

Umm, I need help pulling someone, anybody willing to help?

Ok, awesome. It’s not a date yet, but it’s a start!

It really is man, she has been less mean to me

That’s good, very good

End of term, it’s going okay

Awesome, awesome. That’s good to hear

Thx bro, do you have a crush?

No. I’m still getting over the breakup with my girlfriend that happened like a week and a half ago

Oh, sorry to hear that, how old are you

Totally fine. It was bound to happen.

I’m 18. I’m willing to bet you’re younger then me though, eh?

Yeah, I’m 13 in September

Shit man, I didn’t think you were THAT young lol. I didn’t even have my first crush until I was 13

Yea, I’m Australian and… it’s kinda complicated, I had my first crush 2 years ago in lockdown when I was ten, and she is my current crush’s teammate. In my primary school there were lots of crushes happening and even 3 relationships

Heh… I swear every person online I really get along with is in Australia

Really? Sounds… yeah, complicated

You American? Yea it really is. Lots of stuff happen in Australia that feel weird anywhere else. Like: basket ball hoops with netball hoops behind it, playing basketball with netball hoops, playing cricket every flat place and spiders the size of ur palm (it’s true) beaches and barbecues, lots of barbecues

Yeah, I’m an American. BBQ’s are always tasty. And those spiders sound like they SUCK!

Yea, if you don’t bother the spiders they don’t bother you, anyways it’s the smaller ones like the red back you need to worry about. I’ve got a spider in my room about the size of half my palm, it’s just behind my Harry Potter and cricket posters.

Spiders don’t scare me, but they creep me out

Ha, true

Yeah. Ok, keep me updated on your relationship

Help

So… I’m guessing now it’s kinda ruined?

Not sure anymore, probably not

Hmmm… well, at least she didn’t fully cut ties and call you every name it the book?

Bro, she hates my skin, do u have a plan b

Umm… well, you gotta ask. Why does she hate you? And it’s been awhile, I’ve been through a lot of shit myself and forgot about a lot of it. Why do you want her again? If she hates you?

No idea

Hmm…
I’ve changed a lot of the ways I’ve viewed life since my girlfriend broke my heart. I don’t want to get into all the after effects, but I sincerely almost lost everything. Because of her and her actions. Of course we’re still friends, I’m a very forgiving man. She’s never hated me or vice versa. She was never a b*tch to me.

I know you want this girl. But because she’s hot and smart? That’s all? What other outstanding qualities does she have that are worth you putting time and effort in for her when she hates you? It’s a struggle to achieve what you want. Why her when there are so many other girls to look for who would be nice and not hate you, where you don’t have to put so much time and effort into even just liking you?

Damn, that’s deep, I’ll think about that, thx

No problem guy. I hope it helped a bit.

f**k she saw the chat

Oh shit- what happened?

Let's just say, she wasn't too flattered but her and her friend r keeping it shut up

i guess

I can try a tiny bit. How can I help?

Aight, so this girl called Isabelle has a bestie-hate relationship with me, met her five weeks ago, she is a btch but hot and smart. I need a plan on how to pull her and I’ve got a few ideas but also a problem. I have another crush who knows Isabelle from primary and they are in the same netball team. Some of my friends are friends with her so I kinda need a plan

A) if she’s a btch, does her hotness and intelligence outweigh the btchiness?

B) why don’t you just ask her? When you’re on the Besti side of her?

A) yes, and she is only a btch to me

B) I can not really cuz she is always with friends and she hates me. She was my bestie 3 weeks ago

Oh, I see. So she might like you too
I thought she was your besti now

Some people say she likes me but others say she hates me

I need a plan o pull her tho

Hmmm….
You know her favorite flower? Favorite food? And favorite activity?

The thing is, she HATES me or at least acts like it. I don't know how to play netball and she thinks I am a simp. I've gotten into a few fights with her but I think, if I do it right, it will work. I will keep you updated

Aight, no, no, but she likes ballet, Ed Sheeran, netball and I need to tell you something

Hmm.. so why don’t you go to the place they hang out and ask her to play netball as a date or something one day?

I am friends with a girl who is my crushes friend and I know where they hang out

So maybe ask her friend if she’d help you?

Naah, but I got a plan, I inform her about something private and then confess to her cuz now she is my bestie for at least a month now

Alright, then I wish you luck

YOOO I GOT SEATED NEXT TO HER IN A SEATING PLAN

Oooooo, does that mean you got a date with her?

Not YET, although she is starting to hate me less and her bff is becoming more neutral about me rather than hating me