MY FRIEND: You can't like Harry Potter because the Author said some Transphobic stuff.
ME: Well, I never liked Harry Potter, lol. But I'm pretty sure she was just kidding and trolling around.
MY FRIEND: How would you know??
ME: Her name is, "J.K. Rowling."
MY FRIEND: So??
ME: It's short for: Just Kidding RowlingOnTheFloorLaughingMyAssOff.
MY FRIEND: