*you wake up in hospital*
Doctor: You have been asleep for 100 yrs
Me: Wow, got really unlucky on that one! Let's try again
*goes back into coma*

one time i did this and woke up 6 mins before the day started
running there (i walk) takes 5 mins.
I M A D E I T

i ran so fast

I play Imgflip roulette
Trying to avoid furries, cringe, bad memes, and depression.
I never win.

lol

I took a nap once and slept for ~16 hours

I once took a nap after my Thanksgiving feast and ended up in a food coma for 144 hours

Holy crap

Yup

hah nice

Nice

bro same

I play Russian roulette and always gets first

I never set an alarm when taking a nap, then wake up and don't check a clock, not bc I don't want to, but just bc I'm that stoopid