so my dad recently talked about how expensive women are so he said this as an example:
"So you meet a woman, right? You go up to her and say 'Oh, beautiful, would you care to date me?' She agrees with 'Yes, sir!'. Later your girl asks you for 100 dollars to go to the movie theater, but you also have to buy a car, son. So you buy a car, you go off to the movie theater, so all that money amused this one person you fell in love with. One night, you are at home, you call your girlfriend, and you say 'My love, my parents are asleep, make me a sandwich.' and she responds with 'Whaat?'
See how much money I just wasted? As your grandpa used to say 'Never put in so much money into a failing business'."
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