Archer: Huh. Definitely not scetchy* puts it on*

*the watch speaks
"Welcome archer.

Archer: Woah!

"this watch was sent to you regarding the catastrophic amount of events needed to be fixed in the time stream"

Archer: Why does this task befall to me?

"you have been selected for familiarity with the targets

Archer: What an I supposed to do to em? Kill em or help em?

"prevent disaster,your first target: Xavier Chequintile, Male, 15 years old. task notes: target assaulted their partner at a party while drunk, underage."

Archer: I can child tell her was underage when you said his name

(sorry don't know why auto-correct added child)

"you aren't as dumb as they say you are. But you also led this kid to literally sell you to an underground fighting ring in an alternate timeline

Archer: Wait, he SOLD me? Hahaaaaaa! You're joking right?

"no you dumbass."

Archer: Well I didn't comprehend the info you told me

"I am not programmed to have a sense of humor

Archer: I'm saying I didn't understand what you were saying

"everything you need is in the bag

Archer: What bag?

*you see a bag

Archer: Oh that one. *Opens it up*

*you find a small pill

Archer: What, an I supposed to give this to him?

"it dissolves in liquid

Archer: Ohhhh.

"when you are ready to go please state 'ready' "

Archer: Ready

you feel yourself fall and land on the grass outside of a rowdy night teen party*

Archer: Woah!

*you smell alcohol*

Archer: guess I'm here

"cause as little damage as possible"

Archer: Okay. *Goes into the bar*

*it's a house*

Archer: *house* Huh.

"target is a green eyed purple haired no good boy...."

Archer: Okay. I'm guessing you want me to put the pill in his drink?

"correct

Archer: Okay

*you see the boy laughing and drinking with his friends

Archer: *goes up to him* Hey, it all right if I buy you a drink?

"already got one bud

Archer: When you're done with that one

*looks at you in your armor*

Archer: What's the matter?

"do i know you?"

Archer: No

*a friend whispers to xavier and his eyes dart to the other side of the room*

Archer: What's the matter?

"nothing..."

Archer: Okay

*sets his drink down*
"i gotta piss....brb."
*leaves*

Archer: Okay. *Makes sure no one's looking then puts the pill in the drink*

*xavier comes back*

Archer: *yawns*

"hm?"

Archer: Just tired

"ah...."

Archer: Yeah

*chugs his drink

Archer: *stretches*

*Xavier looks down at his drink and realizes what you've done before he's out like a light
"Ah f-f**k....."

Archer: Looks like someone had a few too many. *Leaves the house* Okay weird watch thing, what now?

Next target: kaitou takami, age 10, male, task notes: sent to an abusive training program for future heroes

Archer: And what am I supposed to do?

"comfort, him and don't let him go there

Archer: When do I do some violent stuff?

"soon but not now

Archer: okay

*you hear sobbing*

Archer: Woah

*a little boy in a tree cries

Archer: This is Kaitou in assuming?

"correct

Archer: okay. *Goes to the tree* Hey, you okay?

"h-huh-?

Archer: You okay?

*shakes head

Archer: Anything I can do to help?

*shrugs

Archer: You sure

"i don't want to go to school

Archer: Why's that

"I'm scared

Archer: Why's that?

"because I won't get to see my daddies and my sister..."

Archer: Oh.

*nods

Archer: Why don't you want to go?

"I heard bad stories

Archer: Like what

"people get hurt

Archer: How?

"by the teachers

Archer: Can't you just say you don't want to go

"I don't want to tell my daddy, I'm scared

Archer: It's alright. I'm sure he'll understand

"you think?"

Archer: Yeah

"okay

Archer: Have fun and make the most of life

"I will

Archer: *walls off*

"next target: Devin Takami, Enby, 17, Task notes: lost both fathers, one to fire and the other in battle. mission: prevent casualties."

Archer: Of who? And why do you want me to do this?

"prevent the deaths of their fathers

Archer: I meant why do you want me to help these people?

"tying up loose ends

Archer: What do you mean by that

"N/A"

Archer: What do you mean?

"not available

Archer: why

*you feel like you are falling and land in an alley

Archer: Woah

*you see a shady looking man across the street

Archer: Huh

"part one. Don't let that man die in the fire

Archer: Fine. *Goes over to him* Hey, I heard that something bad is about to go down. I advise you get out of here

*narrows eyes
"Why should I trust you?"

Archer: You want to die or no?

"fine. . " * Flicks his cigarette at you

Archer: Thank me later

*you feel like you are falling and land in the middle of a battlefield

Archer: Ohohoho. Time to kill. And save I guess

*a thick smoke is all over the area

Archer: Should I be breathing that stuff in or is it just smoke and not toxic gas

*you hear coughing and see a wounded teen on the ground*

Archer: Hey, you okay?

"who's there?! can you help me?"

Archer: Someone who's here to help, so yeah. Where're you hurt?

"i broke my leg....i can't get back to camp"

Archer: I'll help you. Just tell me what direction it's in

*points*

Archer: *picks him up and starts carrying him in the direction he pointed*

...

Archer: What did you do you break it?

"tripped on a corpse..."

Archer: oh

*in pain*

Archer: Is alright. How much farther?

"not much farther now,"

Archer: Okay

*you arrive

Archer: *puts him down* No need to thank me. *Walks off*

"I was trying to help my father, hes still out there.

Archer: Okay. Do you want me to get him back here?

*nods*

Archer: Okay. *Goes to find him*

*you see fighting in the distance*

Archer: *heads over there*

*you narrowly dodge a shower of bullets*

Archer: Woah! *Pulls out his pistol*

*a figure stands in the smoke*
"hands where I can see them! state your name, rank, and affiliation."

Archer: *holsters his pistol and puts his hands up* You can call me Archer, I have no rank and no affiliation.

".....who do you side with?"

Archer: America

*sigh* "hero or villain?"

Archer: I considered myself a hero

"alright."

Archer: Do you know someone who has a son named Xavier?

"what?"

Archer: Im trying to find his father. He's been injured and wants to see him

"xavier? he barely knows his parents-"

Archer: He wanted to see him. He said he was following him and tripped on a corpse amd broke his leg

"his dad is in france. not even fighting."

Archer: *shakes his head* Wow. *Walks off* okay weird watch thing, now what

"mission incomplete

Archer: What how

"wrong person identified

Archer: What do you mean?

"injured was identified as Devin Takami

Archer: You're kidding me right? I got names mixed up? ( I actually went back into the comments to check if I was right out wrong)

...

Archer: Can't you just teleport me closer to who I need to help?

*you are teleported closer and you see the sentry worker kneeling next to a body

Archer: Hey, you okay?

"I need help getting this body back to camp-!

Archer: Who's is it?

"my father's!"

Archer: What's your name?

"not important-" *hoists the body over his shoulder*

Archer: Okay. I'll cover you and you get him back to camp. * Pulls out an armalite rifle*

*nods*

Archer: *covers him*

"mission complete"

Archer: What now?