For those who cannot read:
Papyrus: "Undertail, huh?"
Sans: "..."
Papyrus: "PFFT- HAHAHAHAHA!"
Sans: "i- w-what i... i..."
Papyrus: "Well, you have quite the fan base here."
Sans: "i-i can't even do have of that stuff!"
Papyrus: "And hey, I look pretty good in some of these."
Sans: "how can you keep looking through it?!"
Papyrus: "LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET YOUR SHOWER OF KISSES, RIGHT?"
Sans: "i'm leaving!"
Papyrus: "Oh, they even have audios. Wonder how those are-"
Sans: *gasterblast*