HOW THIS MESS GOT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE..
Ms. Fredrick: Everyone, look at your maps. This is the route we'll be taking to the picnic area. We go along the path, avoiding the Forest of Doom, down the ravine, avoiding the Forest of Doom, along the lake, still avoiding the Forest of Doom, and arrive at the picnic area. Understand?
Nene: (Wasn't paying attention) Um.. Fresh? Did Ms. F say to avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?
[Fresh thought Ms. F said "go through the Forest of Doom"]