TEST; APRIL 1, 2023
THE LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT HAS CONFIRMED THE UNTIMELY DEATHS OF SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP, KNOWN AS THE RICE KRISPIES KIDS. SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT SPOKES PERSON LOOF LIRA TOLD REPORTERS, AT A NOON TIME PRESS CONFERENCE, THAT SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT DEPUTIES WERE CALLED TO THE KID'S BEVERLY HILLS HOME FOR A WELFARE CHECK. WHEN THERE WAS NO RESPONSE AT THE FRONT DOOR OF THE KID'S MULLHOLLAND DRIVE MANSION, DEPUTIES CIRCLED AROUND TO THE REAR OF THE MANSION WHERE SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP WERE FOUND FLOATING AND UNRESPONSIVE IN THEIR OLYMPIC SIZE POOL. EXTENSIVE RESUSCITATION EFFORTS WERE FUTILE AND ALL THREE WERE PRONOUNCED DEAD AT CEDARS SINAI MEDICAL CENTER. WHILE MS LIRPA DECLINED TO SPECULATE ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT LED TO THE KIDS BEING FOUND DEAD IN THE FAMILY SWIMMING POOL, OUR SOURCES HAVE TOLD US THAT INVESTIGATORS SUSPECT THAT A CEREAL KILLER MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED. MS LIRPA STATED THAT ANOTHER NEWS CONFERENCE WILL BE HELD AT 5:00PM , WHERE FURTHER DETAILS OF THIS HORRIFIC CRIME MAY BE REVEALED. SHE ALSO RELEASED THIS IMAGE, THAT WAS CAPTURED BY A SECURITY CAMERA, OF AN INDIVIDUAL THAT INVESTIGATORS WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO
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SAID NEIGHBOR, TONY THE TIGER, "THE ICONIC TRIO, MOSTLY KEPT TO THEMSELVES BUT WERE THE NICEST NEIGHBORS THAT ANYONE COULD ASK FOR". A SPOKESMAN FOR CAP'N CRUNCH SENT HIS CONDOLENCES TO THE ENTIRE CEREAL CARTOON COMMUNITY AND EXPRESSED HIS HOPE THAT WHO EVER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAGEDY WOULD BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE; TEST
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