PREPARE TO BE ASSAULTED WITH PUNS... 1. I LOST MY TIRE GOING TO BUY VEGETABLES. I GUESS I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ASPARAGUS
2. PALPATINE ONCE CONTRACTED COVID AND WAS SOON TOO SICK TO RULE THE GALACTIC EMPIRE. HIS PLAGUIS SPREADING NOW
3. I TAXIDERMIED MY PET HOG AFTER IT DIED AND TURNED IT INTO A RECEIVER. NOW IT'S A HAM RADIO
4. THE DICTIONARY HAS ALWAYS HAD A PRISTINE OUT-WORD APPEARANCE
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEDI TRAINED TO SPOT A THREAT? A LUKE-OUT
6. WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL WWII BOMBER PLANE? ENOLA GAY
7. I STOLE A GOAT FROM A FARMER ONCE... OH, NEVERMIND, I'M JUST KIDDING
8. TWO DUNG BEATLES ENTER A BOXING RING... THEY WERE READY TO DUKE IT OUT
9. SOME DRY ERASE MARKERS JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED... IT WAS AN EXPO-SION
10. I SAW AN UNDEAD STRIPE PONY ONE TIME... IT WAS A ZZZEBRA
