ME: THERES A FIRE; THE WHEEL CHAIR KID: STANDS UP; THE BLIND KID: HE CAN WALK!? THE DEAF KID: HE CAN SEE!? THE MUTE KID: HE CAN HEAR; THE FAMILY FRIENDLY TEACHER: WHAT THE FU-; THE TEACHERS PET: HE CAN CURSE; THE QUIET KID: SHOOTS HER ALSO THE QUIET KID: THAT WILL TELL YOU TO SHUT UP; ME: DIES OF DEATH