Who the literal frick let Wonka open a factory when we all know he's mentally ill?!?!?!? They're children for Christ sake!!!

I'M MENTALLY ILL; AND YET I'M ALLOWED TO OPERATE AN UBER DANGEROUS CANDY FACTORY THAT VIOLATES EVERY SINGLE OSHA LAW IN THE BOOK, PRESENTING SERIOUS HEATH AND PHYSICAL SAFETY HAZARDS TO THE WORKPLACE... ALSO ALL MY STAFF ARE LESS THAN 3 FEET TALL, SOOOO, YEAH.