Prologue: One Show to Ruin Them All

IT BEGAN WITH THE FORGING OF THE GREAT FILMS. THREADS WERE GIVEN BY TOLKIEN, IMMORTAL, WISEST AND FAIREST OF ALL BEINGS. RIGHTS WERE GRANTED TO JACKSON, GREAT MINER AND CRAFTSMAN OF THE MOUNTAIN OF LORE. AND NINE, NINE HOURS WERE GIFTED TO THE RACE OF MEN, WHO ABOVE ALL ELSE, DESIRE QUALITY. BUT THEY WERE ALL OF THEM DECEIVED, FOR ANOTHER SHOW WAS MADE; IN THE LAND OF AMAZON, IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT PRIME, THE DARK LORD BEZOS FORGED IN SECRET A MASTER FLOP. AND INTO THIS SHOW HE POURED HIS MONEY, HIS GREED AND HIS WILL TO DOMINATE ALL FILM. ONE SHOW TO RUIN THEM ALL. ONE BY ONE, THE FANS OF LORD OF THE RINGS WERE HATRED TO THE POWER OF THIS SHOW. BUT THERE WAS SOME, WHO RESISTED; A LAST ALLIANCE OF WARNER BROS. AND HBO MARCHED AGAINST THE ARMIES OF AMAZON, AND ON THE SLOPES OF MOUNT PRIME, THEY FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM OFTOLKIEN