Teaching on how to evolve your Pokémon

Gourgeist: Gourgeist? (So, Any Questions?)

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Gourgeist: Gour! (Alright! Let's get started!)

Gourgeist: Gourgeist! (First, You need to find an evolutionary stone!)

Gourgeist: Gour! (Then, you put it on your Pokemon's head.)

Kettle: *Raises hand* Gourgeist: Gour? (Yes, Kettle?)

Kettle: So where do we get the Pokemon?

Gourgeist: Gour! (You can find Pokémon that evolve by stones in certain places!) (3 hours of lecturing later…)

Kettle: (I can't take it anymore...) *raises hand*

Gourgeist: Gour? (Yes?)

Kettle: Can I go to the bathroom?

Gourgeist: Gourgeist! (Of course!) (3 minutes later) Kettle: I’m done… Gourgeist: Gourgeist! (Alright!) (1 hour later Class is over)

Gourgeist: Gour! (Have a great weekend!)

Kettle: Great weekend indeed. *Blasts Gourgeist off*

(Meanwhile…) Kettle (Video): *Holds Floragato* Floragato (Video): Wha- What are you doing little girl?…

Don: This is gonna be good.

Floragato (Video): What are you going to do?!

Kettle (Video): *licks Floragato's belly"

(Meanwhile…) Sugar Chuck: *Wears a flower crown* Chuck: Awww…

Sugar Chuck: Cute, right?

Chuck: Yep! Sugar Chuck: *Grabs a collar and a leash* Hehe…. Chuck: What are you gonna do with that?

Flick: Don't even.

Sugar Chuck: Huh?

Sugar Flick: No, it's okay, Flick, he's not gonna kiss him.

Floragato (Video): (This feels strange…) Heh. *Touches somewhere below kettle* Huh?

Dex: Oh yes!

Azul: How's the video?

Meowth: (Oh boy…) Well… it’s pretty good!

Azul: Nice, huh? Well, how's this? *BOMB VORTEX*

Gourgeist: (Dodges) Gour! (I’ll see you next Monday!) Kettle: *Sigh* (Opens the mansion door)

Wing: Tried to blast Gourgeist off again?

Kettle: Yes, And Not to Mention, He became a teacher again….

Wing: I knew it...

(Meanwhile….)

Chuck (in Cute Candy Land): Ahh... this is the life...

(A sugar clone of chuck came)

Chuck: Huh? Whoa! You're an actual sugar clone of me!

All: AAAAAAAAHHH! (BOOM)

Don: THAT was awful.

Wobbuffet: *WOBBUFFET*

Jessie: VERY Awful.

Dee: More than awful. it sucked.

All: *WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN*

Gourgeist: *GOURGEIST*
Inkay: *INKAY*

*DING*

Sugar Clone: Heh, Let’s play a while…. Shall we? (Brings out sugar tentacles)

Chuck: This'll be good...

Sugar Clone: *Grabs Chuck’s fists* Chuck: H- Huh?!

Chuck: Oh, your body... So soft and flaky...

Sugar Chuck: Yours is soft….

Chuck: Thanks...

Sugar Chuck: I’m Sorry!

Sugar Flick: You don't need to be sorry...

Sugar Chuck: Huh?

Sugar Flick: *shows her tentacles* I'm right here...

(Both are about to kiss when suddenly… Flick stopped them)

Flick: What do you think you're doing?!

Sugar Chuck: *Gulp*

Chuck: Run, sugar clone!

Diddy Kong: Oh, Give me a break you’re being too kind, These reptiles have a one tracked mind.

The palm tree is not their restaurant but do they ever think about what others may want

No! They don’t! And that is just a fact…

These crocs, they simply don't know how to act

Minty Kong: That’s where I have to disagree,

They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide

Minty Kong: They help your trees, they’ll go stronger and faster.

Diddy Kong: You see one coming you better run and hide!

They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state my trees are in?

Diddy: They've turned my life to a total disaster!

(Meanwhile…) ???: *Puts Itching tickle cream on one of wing’s feet*

Wing: What is this cream?! It doesn't feel like the other creams the guys have put on my paws.

(The cream started to tickle wing’s paw)

???: It’s tickle cream….

Wing: Huh? Who said that?

Wing: TIHIHICKLE CREHEHEAM!?!?

Sugar Clone: (Kisses) Chuck: Did you just…

Sugar Clone: Yes, I did. *Tickles Chuck's belly*

Chuck: Hehehe!

Sugar Clone: Tickles, doesn't it?

Chuck: Yes it does!

Sugar Clone: *rubs Chuck's paws*

(Crocs attack) Minty: *Pets one of them*

Sugar Clone: I think…. I love you…

Croc #1" *Purr*

Candy: Minty, no! Are you crazy?! They'll eat you alive!

Chuck: I think I'm starting to love you too...

Candy Kong: Well I shall one don’t have a doubt these creatures must be stamped right out.

Dixie Kong: I second that, they've got to go
These crocs, they've got to hit the road

Diddy Kong: It comes down! To just one simple fact, They’ve crossed the line it’s time to fight them.

Minty: But guys…

All except Minty Kong: Stop the crocs! Stop the crocs!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the crocs! Stop the crocs!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the crocs! Stop the crocs!
Make them go and not come back!

Minty: They're friendly.

Crocs: *make meowing sounds*

King K Rool: Wait, what?

Sugar Chuck: Awww…. (We will meet again someday…. Text me normal me…)

Chuck: Alright. See ya.

Diddy: Yes it comes down, To just one simple fact.

They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!

Minty Kong: Why would you do this Diddy?

Diddy: Spoke too soon, didn't I?

Minty: Yup.

Diddy: Why? They're always after us and our stuff.

Minty Kong (My Oc): Now Wait just a minute, There’s another side to this.

And if I did not defend them, I would be remiss

King K Rool: Well well well…

Those crocs are mamas and papas too.

They care for their young, just like we monkeys do.

(Meanwhile…) Diddy Kong: *Sings “Crocs” (A donkey Kong version of bats from my little pony) These mean crocs will give you a fright, Stealing bananas both day and night…

They rest for a minute or maybe three, then they're stealing every banana in your banana tree.

Diddy kong: They Don’t care about nada not zilch no nothing…

Cept bringing about a palm tree's destruction.

(Sinister is here too)

Sinister: This isn't the cream I bought last night!

(The ticklers stopped)

Wing and Sinister: *panting*

Sinister: Funny how we both have the same paw color...

Bowser: That’s me! You two princesses are in my dungeon!

Sinister: PRIHINCESSES?! WHAHAT ARE YOU TAHALKING ABOUT?!

Bowser: GWAHAHAHA! (Leaves the dungeon)

Wing: WAIHAIT!

(Animals of joy like kittens and bunnies came) Sinister: Animals? Well they aren’t gonna tickle- (Bunnies tickle him)

Sinister: MEHEHEHE!! NOW I FEEHEEL YOUR TORTURE, WING!!

Bear cub: *Tickles Sinister’s Paw*

???: Heh. (It was bowser)

Sinister: AHAHAHAHA!!

Wing: BOHOHOWSER?!?