90%

Plz don’t kiss

Plz don’t kiss

We not

the good ending

Fr

100%

No

Also, you forgot the /j

i didn't put the /j on purpose
i do a little tomfoolery
anyway
i rate you at 70-80%

Cool

I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at 37, 000 feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and changed my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair and, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, haha!)
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and changed my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night, so I don't get 'em wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come ea

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100-

I know

lmao

85%

lol

65%

👍

50

Ight

100% UwU uwu owo. /j. 50%

Ok-

100%

/j
I dont know you

You finally put the /j. Good job

I literally did it right after i commented

I know

40

Mhm

110.-7 (I’m gonna f**k you for no reason)

/j zero

/j 40%

Lmao

Yes you did

Indeed

(3 AM CHALLENGE) (GONE WRONG) ( EMOTIONAL)

(GONE RA-) c or p, your choice

P.

Rapist

I thought we were gonna rap :(

I can also freestyle

Idk

I’ll freestyle about literally anything just name a topic

Uhhhh

How subway and Arby’s had a kid named surby

Alr just lemme go take a shower and I’ll back with some shit (I freestyle beat in the shower)

That’s beautiful

Thank you very much
I told you I could do it

Ok

Ok

Wait one second

Or rather read it but yeah

Bet

Businesses evolve, and fast food needs evolving
Or they might meet the end of a revolver in the middle of NYC
Brains in itty bitty bits next to cigarettes still put on the street
Subway had been facing fish lawsuits and no one was liking Arby’s
So they came up with me sea of Surbys
They upgraded the menus to expand the venue
A joint agreement contact now bonds the two
And then people started to file in, the USD rolling in
A promise was made to get tuna from the ocean
Nowadays people walk into a Taco Bell and say “Go to hell! Surbys is the new hub!”
Burger King is no longer the commercial dub
Gen Alpha kid dispose of their McDonalds love

You can’t tell me taht was fire

And of course, Tahts just me not using explicit words

Ok-

I got the shit
Wanna hear it

Ok

Want me to?

Sure

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