Mabel Gravity Falls

Ok maybe the vibrator jokes you made earlier were warranted.

Hold on lemme check

*sniffs glowstick I found in her room*

Yyeahhhh it’d be better if nobody knew

oh

oh

OH OH

OH SHIT

UHHHHH

WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO THE GLOWSTICK??

She must’ve thought that it was delicious, that’s why it’s covered in saliva

oh jesus

i thought she... you know what nevermind

just me and my dirty thoughts

hold on..

For f**k sakes dipper
Stop blaming me for everything that involves inappropriate stuff

lmfao just me and my dirty mind

(Grabs ranger assault rifle)
Don’t go online tomorrow

i wont be anyway

Oh

Stop eating glowsticks Mabel

or.... pretending to.. bah, nevermind that.

I never ever received a glowstick

Maybe the oxalate ester in the glow stick is causing brain damage

Maybe I should write a letter to my pen pal from that town, Elmore, she’ll know what to do

I’ll go there myself
(Grabs ak 79)
See you later bro
(Goes outside)