Some people want an infallible, omniscient daddy figure. So they invented God. If that's what you want, don't look for it on TV.

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH A COMPLEX WORLD; CONSERVATIVES WHO THINK JOURNALISTIC CREDIBILITY MEANS INFALLIBILITY AND OMNISCIENCE; IN WHICH FINDING A MAN ON TV TO UNQUESTIONINGLY TRUST AND TO PUT HIS ABSOLUTE FAITH IN IS NOT A RELIABLE WAY OF KNOWING THINGS