Vaporeon: *is a water type*
Steve: *not allowed near water types*

Coincidence?

I think not

Hs

what did Steve do to Vaporeon

Well, not inherently vaporeon. There are a lot of f**kable fish types in the sea after all…

Crap did I just say fish types, I meant water types.

Bird type

Leaf type

Burn type

Zap type

Night type

Insect type

Toxic type

Punch type

Big brain type

Iron Ingot type

Stone type

Football type (I chiseled it!)

Pixie type

Zombie type

There was actually a bird type Pokémon

december 1st 2021, the vaporeon incident

did he freeze the vaporeons for a glaceon orrrr

you sweet innocent child :>

he "hugged" vaporeon

Me who has an oc named steve

This seems like the start of a heck of a crime documentary.

He probably said the copypasta.

copypasta?

Oh, I see you are pure.

I am indeed.

There's a copypasta that started on 4chan s3xualizing Vaporeon.