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What on Earth did I find
I was just playing with Stan’s old radio

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Hey there, welcome back to Randumb's Radio Show, the only show on this station that's worth a listen. I'm your host, Randumb, and as always, I'm here to entertain, inform, and possibly offend you.

Today's show is brought to you by MSMG Electric - your one-stop-shop for energy-efficient solutions. Whether you're a homeowner or a business owner, MSMG Electric has got you covered with their top-notch customer service and eco-friendly products. Check it out at [insert fake link here] and give them a call.

Now, let's dive right into it. So, yesterday in MSMG, Nova did a joke that went too far. I won't repeat it here, but let's just say it was in poor taste and directed at someone’s misfortunes. Come on, dude, you gotta know when to draw the line.

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And then there's Cheez. He was being a whiny little baby for the fourth time, but apparently, everyone forgot about it the day after. Maybe we should all take a lesson from Cheez and learn to let things go a little more easily.

Hah, you seriously thought I was being for real? Nah dude, I don’t know why everyone just goes back to forgiving him. I mean, he’s done this COUNTLESS TIMES.

[coughs]

Anyway, onto… the unusual weather recently. Yesterday, I was having a great time, getting out of bed at ridiculously late times, and then suddenly it starts raining hentai. Couldn’t really get anything done with the noise, so I apologize for the short episode yesterday.

And that's not all, folks. There was also a new restaurant that opened up downtown, serving up some seriously delicious food. I can personally vouch for their sandwiches - they're out of this world. And I say this because they are space themed. Saturn’s Sandwiches- try them out. Holt crap they are awesome.

[Munching]

And then there was the local theater group that put on an incredible performance of Shrek last night. I'm telling you, these guys are seriously talented. If you haven't checked them out yet, you're missing out.

But you know what, folks? That's just life in the big city. There's always something going on. And while you're out there enjoying all the sights and sounds of MSMG, don't forget to check out MSMG Electric for all your energy-efficient needs. They’re pretty cool.

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Now let’s talk about something better, one of the coolest creatures in the ocean: sharks. Now, I know what you're thinking, "dude, sharks are scary," but hear me out. These apex predators are seriously underrated, and today we're gonna give them the respect they deserve.

First of all, sharks are some of the oldest creatures on Earth. They've been around for over 400 million years, and they're still going strong. Ain't no other animals out there that can claim to be as cool as these guys. And let's talk about their teeth for a minute. Y'all, those chompers are like rows of razor blades. I ain't never seen anything like it. And when they go in for a kill, it's like watching a horror movie.

But here's the thing, sharks ain't just mindless killing machines. They play a crucial role in the ocean ecosystem, keeping the balance just right. They keep populations of other fish in check, and they make sure that the ocean stays healthy. Without sharks, we'd be in big trouble.

And let's not forget about the different types of sharks out there. We got great whites, hammerheads, tiger sharks, bull sharks, and so many more. Each one is unique and fascinating in its own way. Did y'all know that some sharks can glow in the dark? I mean, how cool is that?

But of course, there are some folks out there who are scared of sharks. They think these creatures are out to get them. Well, let me tell you something. Sharks ain't interested in humans. We ain't their main source of food, and most of the time, if they do attack, it's just a case of mistaken identity. So let's stop demonizing these amazing animals and start giving them the love they deserve.

What's your opinion on today's episode? Do you have any unanswered questions? Do you want to suggest a topic? DM me if you want your voice to be heard in the next one.

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika,
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: Erika.
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